January 2012
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Faraday and Desmond should be the new hitchhiker’s in the galaxy.
Did the apartment complex janitor really just knock on my door to ask me if my refrigerator was running?
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Tobius Funke almost guest starred on Scrubs →
ZB: “The one person I want right now is David Cross. I wanted David Cross to come on as Tobias Funke … I love that character, and the fact that character is over for good, I want him to at least have one more little life.”
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“The argument goes something like this: “I refuse to prove that I exist,” says...”
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The Love Song of D Omin Os
Dominos, I think we should take a break. Simple as that. I apologize but the communication has fallen flat. You will never be forgotten:
‘….For I have known them all already, known them all
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with cheesy coo’s;
I know the voices dying with a dying call
Beneath the door bell ring from the living room.
...
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SO got her name on the Sundance screen.
Should I shower her with praise and compliments in food form or nothing but Starbucks?
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I’m not insane.
Not in the bad way I mean, er, harmful way.
But this haircut didn’t help. It’s growing out now and…oh no.
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Fred Armisen on Reddit~!~!~!~!~!~!~
Favorite answer:
What is one guest star you would want to appear on Portlandia?
“Prince”
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Zielschmerz
eudaimonist:
n. the exhilarating dread of finally pursuing a lifelong dream, which requires you to put your true abilities out there to be tested on the open savannah, no longer protected inside the terrarium of hopes and delusions that you created in kindergarten and kept sealed as long as you could, only to break in case of emergency.
“If you can’t be a good example, try your best to be a horrible warning.”
– Fry
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Haha yea, softly kissing cute girls on the tops of mountains while Holocene by Bon Iver is playing in the background is kind of a personal pasttime of mine.
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Floccinaucinihilipilification & Orthogonal
12 months of all the di/eu stress I have [mostly] put myself through (as it usually goes) summed up in two words.
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“Why can’t you just eat your pizza and listen to Bay Root and go to sleep?...”
– Michael A.
December 2011
My ideal Disneyland date finally came true today:
Neither of us cried.
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